It is utterly wonderful that I can finally greet you and welcome you to this new, as of yet rather sober-looking site. Alas, this will soon be a colorful place of bustling activity. Okay, bustling might be a bit of a reach. What about lolling though? A place of lolling activity… Would that work for us?

We are in this together, pal, so do speak up.. Hm? A what? A tumbleweed? Even a tumbleweed would hurry past, afraid it would otherwise have to listen to my ranting to the void? What an outrageous thing to say. But you do get a gold star for honesty. Here, have a seat while I get it. And a scone. Oh, and while I am on that… might I tell you a story? No, no, it’ll hardly take any time at all. Yes, do sit down, it’s free after all. Sit. No, you’re fine, don’t worry – I’ll just quickly strap you in, so that this adventure can begin!